capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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