You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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