This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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