I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
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Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
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