You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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