i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
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A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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