i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
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He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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