Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
be right there i have to get my cape
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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