That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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