Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
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You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.