dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I FOUND THE LEGS
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.