i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
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I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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