Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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