Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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