I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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