dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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