She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
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