Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
This is my gift to your gina
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Randomize
