Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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