OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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