Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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