Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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