My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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