I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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