SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
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I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
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You've created a tinder dominating monster.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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