My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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