You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Randomize