But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
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Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
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I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Sorry about my life...
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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