Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
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my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
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im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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