i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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