let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
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1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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