is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
My vagina is very pro this idea
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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