I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
