Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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