dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
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Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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