So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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