So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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