Barsexuality is the new black.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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