and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
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I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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