Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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