so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
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obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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