repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions