I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
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