sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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