Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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