Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Woke up backwards on a recliner
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Dear god my vagina.
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