My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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