Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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