Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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