Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
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You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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