Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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