So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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