Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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