ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
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Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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