People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
accomplished twins. life is a go
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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