After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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