I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
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